Thursday, April 14, 2005

SB 1000

Finally, the Democrats have something to offer me. Under the proposed new laws outlined in SB 1000, I can benefit personally from quotas and set-asides just by swearing I'm bisexual or occasionally wearing a skirt.

If Milton Berle can wear a dress on national TV, I can wear one on Cross Dressing Fridays to pay my bills.

I'm a size 8.

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